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Blonde Jokes :: #801 By Josh from Layton Utah USA. A blonde walks into a shoe store and finds a pair of shoes she likes, she then asks the sales man what they are made of and the sales man says "they are made out of alligator", then proceeds to tell her that they cost $300.00. She says no way am I paying that much for these shoes, I'll go and get my own. She then goes home, grabs a gun, and heads out to the swamp; she sees an alligator stick his head up out of the water and she shoots it. She then wrestles the alligator onto shore and drags him up next to five others, flips him over and says dam nit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #836 By John L. Lundy from Fort Collins USA. Let wealth be the judge? You should never judge a persons wealth by the money they have. But by the friends they keep and the quality of those friends. John L. Lundy     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com