SpicyJokes.com - Daily Jokes

Blonde Jokes :: #14319 By Anonymous from USA. A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?" Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go." Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it... A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars." Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it's a cuckoo." Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million." Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo." Regis: "Is that your final answer?" Barbara: "It is" Regis: "Are you confident?" Barbara: "Absolutely" Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara." That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping champagne, Carol turns to Barbara and asks, "Tell me, how in God's name did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build it's own nest?" "Get real!" Barbara replies, "Everybody knows cuckoos live in clocks!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #137 By Ann Freeman from Jackson USA. Jealousy As you are growing up try not to suppress any feelings of envy that you have. If suppressed, these feelings of jealousy will continue to grow within you. Envying what others possess is a waste of your time. Jealousy is a destructive emotion that will only grow stronger unless you do something about it. Deal with the emotion and stop it before it begins to fester.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com