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Animal Jokes :: #404
By Anonymous from USA.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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Education :: #618
By Sikiru Rabiu from Lagos Nigeria
Learn to be wise
1. Don't spread the net when the bird you want to catch is watching.
2. Ornithological specimen of identical plumage invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity. in other words, birds of a feather flock together.
3. It is better to be a lion a day than to be a sheep all your life time.
4. It is only a mad man and a fool that will not change while others do.
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