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Wednesday, September 26, 2012
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 25th September, 2012
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Fishing Weekend
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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of
his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack
me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my
things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk panamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he
comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife
welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes!
Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you
pack my new blue silk panamas like I asked you to do?"
"I did, they're in your tackle box."
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Fishing Weekend
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A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of
his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so would you please pack
me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.
We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my
things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk panamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she
does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he
comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife
welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes!
Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you
pack my new blue silk panamas like I asked you to do?"
"I did, they're in your tackle box."
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Monday, September 24, 2012
Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 24th September, 2012
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Bravest Troops
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Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing
about who had the bravest troops. They decided to settle the
dispute using an enlisted man from each branch.
The Army General called a private over and ordered him to
climb to the top of the base flagpole while singing "The
Caissons Go Rolling Along," then let go with both hands, and
salute. The private quickly complied.
Next, the Admiral ordered a sailor to climb the pole, polish
the brass knob at the top, sing "Anchors Aweigh," salute
smartly and jump off. The sailor did as he was told and
landed on the concrete below.
Finally, the marine was told to do exactly as the army and
navy men had done, but in full battle gear, pack filled with
bricks, loaded weapon carried high. He took one look at the
Marine General and said, "You're out of your mind, sir!"
The marine commander turned to the others. "Now THAT'S guts!"
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Bravest Troops
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Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing
about who had the bravest troops. They decided to settle the
dispute using an enlisted man from each branch.
The Army General called a private over and ordered him to
climb to the top of the base flagpole while singing "The
Caissons Go Rolling Along," then let go with both hands, and
salute. The private quickly complied.
Next, the Admiral ordered a sailor to climb the pole, polish
the brass knob at the top, sing "Anchors Aweigh," salute
smartly and jump off. The sailor did as he was told and
landed on the concrete below.
Finally, the marine was told to do exactly as the army and
navy men had done, but in full battle gear, pack filled with
bricks, loaded weapon carried high. He took one look at the
Marine General and said, "You're out of your mind, sir!"
The marine commander turned to the others. "Now THAT'S guts!"
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