JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 23rd November, 2013 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com
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Top Ten Signs Your Team Won't Be Winning The NCAA Basketball Championship
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10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket.
9. You spend most of the game guarding the mascot.
8. Some of the players joined the team for the free headbands.
7. Instead of drinking Gatorade, team uses timeouts to moisturize.
6. Typical motivational speech: "Let's hurry this up so we can shower."
5. The scorekeeper doesn't bother to turn on your half of the scoreboard.
4. In your region: North Carolina, Duke and the '98 Chicago Bulls.
3. You lead the conference in nosebleeds.
2. Team refuses to attend game because they don't want to miss a new episode of The George Lopez Show.
1. Players ask themselves, "What would the Knicks do?"
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Friday, November 22, 2013
Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 22nd November, 2013
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Mud Bath
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An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a
while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have
discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to
live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in
years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to
that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."
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Mud Bath
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An elderly man goes into his doctors office for an annual physical. After a
while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have
discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to
live."
"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in
years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"
After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to
that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."
Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."
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