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Little Johnny Jokes :: #13859 By from Unknown Little Johnny asks his dad one day, "Dad, can you buy me a bicycle for my birthday?" "I'm sorry Johnny, but I've just lost my job and we still owe the bank $80,000 for the house. We just can't afford to buy you a new bike." The next morning Johnny's dad sees him walking out the front door with his suitcase. He asks him where he's going and Johnny tells him, "Last night I heard you tell mom you were pulling out, but she told you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stay here with a $80,000 mortgage and no f....g bike." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #711 By Hillary Beane from Boston USA. Cleanse the clutter! Tired of all the junk in your life? If you often find yourself cleaning up clutter or looking for more space in the closet to shove all your stuff in, it might be time to give a wholehearted effort to cleaning all the junk that's collected over the years. Spend a little time this weekend going through your home and you might realize that most of what fills your drawers is just taking up space. Once your living space is clutter-free and simplified you may find your mind is more relaxed and comfortable too.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Elderly Jokes :: #21927 By Anonymous from USA. A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers…" Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Business :: #884 By Robert Howard from Dubach, La USA. Every one likes to hear their name. When dealing with people, keep this in mind: Every one likes to hear their name. I doesn't matter what business you are in, you will get more repeat business from the customers that you can call by name. - RH     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #404 By Anonymous from USA. A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Education :: #618 By Sikiru Rabiu from Lagos Nigeria Learn to be wise 1. Don't spread the net when the bird you want to catch is watching. 2. Ornithological specimen of identical plumage invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity. in other words, birds of a feather flock together. 3. It is better to be a lion a day than to be a sheep all your life time. 4. It is only a mad man and a fool that will not change while others do.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Animal Jokes :: #10974 By Anonymous from USA. A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again. The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the Zoo, what on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?" The guy says, "What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and today I'm taking him to the movies." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #836 By John L. Lundy from Fort Collins USA. Let wealth be the judge? You should never judge a persons wealth by the money they have. But by the friends they keep and the quality of those friends. John L. Lundy     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com