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Police Jokes :: #21922
By Anonymous from USA.

A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. 'You'll get your chance in court,' says the desk sergeant.

'No, no, no! says the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!'




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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
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