| | ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sePotjBdowtHBDfzlYRK_1S4At2C2fKadc6Kh4jxpIdBjsCKP6nYn0ICEC4Hh4DYVytr85sNpQqA4TVuVsIbygrXGSBrX9h2UADsUR1pCid9m4TKQ=s0-d) Quotes Jokes :: #830 By Melanie P from Unknown Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
7. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"
8. Meow occasionally.
9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_upFI7ozx8fZuWFV_ZqHpEni0tGLoF2zhNxpq8N5YlXpqkA3_Woc0L7YofTiBG4O7HUdVH3n8s4gj-vr4SQ--HRuCVB5ybv4xN8eRStCEZ4h01OOA=s0-d) Words of Knowledge :: #232 By Larry Jackson from Layfette USA. Being a success Success is not defined by obtaining everything you want, but by appreciating everything you have.
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