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Kid Jokes :: #3743 By Anonymous from USA. His father sends a small boy to bed. Five minutes later.... "Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Weight Control :: #40 By Al Loomis from Denver USA. The Best Diet is no diet at all but a lifetime commitment to better choices! Many studies have proven that all diets have a temporary effect! The secret to losing weight is to make permanent choices in what we do. Here we have some simple long term commitments: • Commit to whole wheat bread • Drink fruit juices instead of soft drinks • Always select fruit as a dessert • Start most meal with a large salad • Use whole grain pasta, bread and rice • Take longer to eat. It takes time for your body to send its satisfaction signal • Always park your car far rather than near • Use the stairs for anything less than 4 stories • Think positive about all of the choices above. Forming good habits is the answer to long term health!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com