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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #1039
By Nitin Malhotra from New Delhi India
After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to enter heaven. Each one was asked, "When you are in your casket, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?" Sean says, "I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man." Karl says, "I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent teacher who made a difference in children's lives." Juan says, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!'"
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Proverbs :: #2359
By Pennie Dean from Sydney Australia
Spanish Proverb
Whoever gossips to you; will also gossip about you
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