| | ![The Spicy Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_txEL93vDHbsOF_3aC_NKDXaxNItYxZ9myc8Nal_M_xROJ6ECFfcdzLjtfXnQgL5SowOrA3qXM3P8dXazEPk6SGea__xYUNFidYSTNZv3xo_9Wc154TIA=s0-d) Female Jokes :: #144 By Mariela Munoz from USA. How to be politically correct with women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION. Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tTzTl79oFNTHganNNLpF5H3UXCIv0D5lDcQObq1vY3iWKOLH--OhUfM-B0_AnzcR85kuw7RbcWL6kK6I6ROFQHVCDFIN8g3YYn6yXukW5KKH5JAOw=s0-d) Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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