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Elderly Jokes :: #4211 By Ty Argo from Ohio USA. In a nursing home, there is this old woman named Gladys who likes to walk around and flash people. She walks up to a nun, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The nun says, "Gladys, you know you're not supposed to do that. Now go back to your room. Gladys starts walking back and sees the minister. She walks up to him, opens her robe and yells "Super Pussy!" The minister is shocked and tells her to go back to her room. As she continues, she sees an old man lying on the bed. She walks in, flashes him, and yells "Super Pussy!" The man slowly turns his head and says, "Thanks, I think I'll have the soup." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Security :: #4845 By Anonymous from USA. Identity Theft Advise Here is some advice from the Theft Resource Center to help keep a lock on your identity during the holiday season. Use a Credit Card, not a debit card, to make purchases. It's easier to get a fraudulent credit card charge erased than it is to get a bank to restore funds to your bank account. Carry one credit card; leave the rest home "It's easier to close one credit card than it is to close six, and it's less damaging in the long run" Be aware of your surroundings. If you're opening a new credit account, don't do it at a register or counter where strangers can overhear you or the clerk talking about your information. Watch for people looking at your credit card as it's being passed to or from the clerk. Watch your card every moment that the clerk has it so it's not "skimmed" by a dishonest store employee. Put your credit receipt in your wallet or purse, not in the bag with the item. - Most credit card receipts are truncated, but the last thing you want is somebody to do a quick drip (in your bag), and they've got it. -     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com