JokesWareHouse.com Joke of the day - 17th February, 2013 - http://www.jokeswarehouse.com
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Trial
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"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
The defendant replies, "It was easier than having to shoot a different man everyday!"
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