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Lawyer Jokes :: #20829 By Anonymous from USA. A lawyer phoned the governor's mansion shortly after midnight. "I need to talk to the governor, it's an emergency!" exclaimed the lawyer. After some cajoling, the governor's assistant agreed to wake him up. "So, what is it that's so important that it can't wait until morning?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Pierson just died, and I want to take his place," beg the attorney. "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the mortuary," replied the governor. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #610 By Anyiman Ogu from Festac Town Lagos Nigeria LIFE AS IT IS LIFE IS LIKE A FEAST... SOME ARE THERE TO SERVE, WHILE OTHERS ARE THERE TO BE SERVED.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com