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Business & Work Jokes :: #181
By John Cheslom from USA.

Just a little work

I'm tired. For a couple of years I've been blaming it on iron, poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out it ain't that. I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of USA is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work. There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. Boy Oh Boy.. And you're sitting there reading this. No wonder I'm tired, I'm the only one working.






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Weight Control :: #88
By David F. from Kalamazoo USA.

EAT BALANCED MEALS
Plan your meals to include foods high in complex carbohydrates (fruits, vegetables, grains and starches). Reduce the fat in your diet to below 30% per day.

 
 
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