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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #1285
By Sonny Daze from Las Vegas NV USA.
This guy goes into a bar, orders up a beer, and notices that the patrons are holding slips of paper with numbers written on them, and periodically numbers are being called over the p.a. system. Curiously, the guy asks the Bartender "What's going on". So the Bartender breaks it down saying "it's simple, you order a drink you get a Number "If we call your number, you get to go in the back and get laid!" The guy says "I don't believe it sounds like bullshit to me" some drunk guy sitting a few stools down, interrupts, "It's not bullshit, My wife's number has been called 3 times in the last 20 minutes!
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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