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Golf Gun
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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan
Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
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Married Bliss
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April',he hollered into the bathroom,'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
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Married Bliss
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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it will take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April',he hollered into the bathroom,'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!
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Thursday, March 28, 2013
Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 28th March, 2013
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Favorite John Madden Quotes
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"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."
"If this team doesn't put points on the board, I don't see how they can win."
"There're either going to run the ball here, or there're going to pass it."
"You see it, you see it, you see it....but you still cant stop it...Now THAT's frustrating"
"If your defense has dirt on their backs they're having a bad day."
"He had to get there fast, so he ran..."
"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."
(a lineman was having trouble with his helmet on the sidelines and couldn't get back in the game)
"Just put a bucket over his head and send him back in there."
"Brett Favre can throw the ball 300 yards underwater."
"I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose."
"See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands."
"He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on."
"Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee."
"The best feeling is watching a real football game, because the games they show in the movies aren't real."
"There definitely needs to be water on the sidelines for these players, but I also had some Gatorade just in case they were allergic to the water or vice versa."
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Favorite John Madden Quotes
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"Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field."
"If this team doesn't put points on the board, I don't see how they can win."
"There're either going to run the ball here, or there're going to pass it."
"You see it, you see it, you see it....but you still cant stop it...Now THAT's frustrating"
"If your defense has dirt on their backs they're having a bad day."
"He had to get there fast, so he ran..."
"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."
(a lineman was having trouble with his helmet on the sidelines and couldn't get back in the game)
"Just put a bucket over his head and send him back in there."
"Brett Favre can throw the ball 300 yards underwater."
"I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose."
"See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands."
"He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on."
"Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee."
"The best feeling is watching a real football game, because the games they show in the movies aren't real."
"There definitely needs to be water on the sidelines for these players, but I also had some Gatorade just in case they were allergic to the water or vice versa."
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