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Marriage Jokes :: #695
By Donna Stuckert from USA.

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"


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Love & Dating :: #102
By Celine Piderit from Quebec Canada

In Love
Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.

-Antoine de Saint-Exupery



 
 
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