Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 6th March, 2013

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Gender
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You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.
For example...

1) Ziploc Bags-
They are Male, because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers-
They are Female, because once turned off,
it takes a while to warm them up again.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire-
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon-
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it,
and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges-
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page-
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway-
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass-
Female, because over time,
the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer-
Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control-
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male.
But consider this-it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.





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