Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 20th March, 2013

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American Justice
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This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper County, SC
Sheriff's Office.


An elderly Sun City lady did her shopping at Wal-Mart and, upon
returning to her car, found four young men in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got
out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load
her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She
was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried
and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not
understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther
down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the Jasper County
sheriff's office to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a
car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five
feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No
charges were filed.




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