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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.

One day the captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops.
He called the young man and said: "Young man, come here: take the key and go and park the Jeep in front."

The young man replied: "I cannot drive!"

The captain said: "Then ask your God for assistance! Show us that he exists!"

So as the young man took the key and walked to the vehicle he begins to pray... and he parks the jeep into the right place PERFECTLY just as the captain wanted. When he stepped out of the jeep he saw them all crying.

They all said together: "We want to serve your God!"

The young soldier was astonished, and asked why.

The captain, still crying, opened the hood of the jeep and showed the young man that the car had no engine.

Then the boy said: See? This is the God I serve, THE GOD OF THE IMPOSSIBLE,
the God who gives life to what does not exist.

You may think there are things still impossible: WITH GOD EVERYTHING IS
POSSIBLE!
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"For with God nothing shall be impossible". - Luke 1:37

That is consistent with his nature and perfections, with his counsels, purposes, and promises. everything that he has said, purposed, or promised, he is able to do, and will; every word that he has spoken, everything predicted by his prophets, or declared by his angels, and particularly this of a virgin's conceiving and bearing a Son: so that the angel not only answers her question, how this should be, but confirms her faith in it; partly by the instance of her cousin Elizabeth, and partly by observing the infinite omnipotence of God. Everything that God has promised us, it will be fulfilled, just give the Full of your Faith upon Him.

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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