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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #10807 By Anonymous from USA. While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. "Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!" "Dear God! Did your try to stop him?" "No," said the clerk, "but don't worry. I got the license plate number!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #1696 By Jerry Guiles from Chico USA. Doing nothing The problem with doing nothing is you never know when you're done. James Fineous McBride     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com