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Entertainment Jokes :: #16463 By Anonymous from USA. A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply came back, "We are not that lonely." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Weight Control :: #829 By Ana Bogdanovic from Ellenbrook Australia Nothing tastes as good as feeling thin! If you think you're going to cave and eat that whole box of cookies, just remember how you will feel afterwards. Guilty, sad, angry? Does it feel as good as you thought? Was it worth it? Of course not. It will just set you back on the yo-yo rollercoaster which is really hard to get off. If you really must, just have one - not the whole box!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com