Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for March 05

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Mar. 5, 2013! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Bear Hunting An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Australian are at a hunting camp. They each have their own bear to kill, with whatever weapons they can make. The Englishman makes a bow and arrow, and fires it between his bear's eyes. The Scotsman, makes a spear throwing it perfectly to hit his bear between the eyes. The Australian makes a weapon and hruls it towards his bear's eyes, but falls to the ground dead, instead of the bear. After a while, the Englishman and Scotsman start to think the bear killed the Australian, until the Scotsman finds his body and asks the Englishman, "Why's there a boomerang in his head?" Thanks to Daniel for the joke! Know a great joke? We'd love to hear it! You may find your joke in a future newsletter or even on the front page of Aha Jokes! Go ahead, make us laugh! Crazy Laws - Oregon Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. Dishes must drip dry. You may not pump your own gas in service stations. One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e.,that which covers one's body from neck to knee. In Beaverton OR, you must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. In Eugene OR, it is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. In Eugene OR, it is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. (Repealed in the 1970s) In Hood River OR, juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. In Klamath Falls OR, it's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. In Portland OR, people may not whistle underwater. In Portland OR, it's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. (Repealed in 1989) In Portland OR, You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms. In Marion OR, Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon. In Myrtle Creek OR, one may not box with a kangaroo. In Salem OR, Women may not wrestle. In Springfield OR, it is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet. Video of the Week Cat Caught Barking Secretly, all cats want to be dogs, but they are ashamed to admit it! Check out this and other hilarious videos sure to make you laugh in our Funny Videos section. Picture of the Week Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh!  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2013 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list