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Religious Jokes :: #14176
By from USA.
A very devout woman, who recently had learned how to drive, always started her trip with a prayer: "Lord, guide my hands to steer this car." However, one day she found herself in a terrifying situation, with a car speeding up behind her, another coming rapidly at her from a road on the left. She did not know what to do, and so she threw her hands in the air and cried, "Lord, take the wheel."
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Weight Control :: #829
By Ana Bogdanovic from Ellenbrook Australia
Nothing tastes as good as feeling thin!
If you think you're going to cave and eat that whole box of cookies, just remember how you will feel afterwards. Guilty, sad, angry? Does it feel as good as you thought? Was it worth it? Of course not. It will just set you back on the yo-yo rollercoaster which is really hard to get off. If you really must, just have one - not the whole box!
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