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Kid Jokes :: #569
By Tabish Rizvi from Karachi Sindh Pakistan
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation. And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
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Proverbs :: #541
By Rene from Calgary Canada
To calm the hunger
If you want to calm the hunger of a man for a day, give him a fish.
If you want to calm his hunger for life, teach him how to fish.
Chinese proverb.
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