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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #23641 By Iza from Tucson AZ USA. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires a shot, barely missing the man's head. The man gets up, says thank you, and leaves a tip. Why the tip and thank you; "because the man had the hiccups." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #484 By Linda from Brighton, MO USA. Ability- Holtz ABILITY is what you are capable of doing. MOTIVATION determines what you do. ATTITUDE determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com