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International Jokes :: #14258
By from USA.
UN sent out the following survey to everyone in the world: "Please give us your honest opinion as to how to resolve the problem of food shortage in the rest of the world." The survey resulted in a miserable failure because--
The Latin Americans did not know what "please" means.
The Asians did not know what "honest" means.
The Eastern Europeans did not know what "opinion" means.
The Middle Eastern did not know what "resolve" means.
The Western European did not know what "shortage" means.
The Americans did not know what "the rest of the world" means.
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Proverbs :: #541
By Rene from Calgary Canada
To calm the hunger
If you want to calm the hunger of a man for a day, give him a fish.
If you want to calm his hunger for life, teach him how to fish.
Chinese proverb.
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