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Kids & Family Jokes :: #406
By Anonymous from USA.
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: "So what did you want to know about sex for?" "Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of sec's..."
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Miscellaneous :: #3357
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.
THE LIMITS OF FREEDOM
Its citizens doing anything that they want; that is chaos do not measure the freedom of a nation.
Its citizens being free from worry that is dependency do not measure the freedom of a nation.
Its citizens having their dreams fulfilled by government do not measure the freedom of a nation; that is the responsibility of the individual.
The freedom of a nation however, is measured by the absence of restraints placed upon its citizens by government other than those restraints that prevent its citizens from interfering with the freedoms of others.
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