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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #20926
By from Unknown
A woman in a coma was receiving a sponge bath from the nurses. While washing the lady's private area, they both noticed that the heart monitor and brain monitor jumped. To make sure it wasn't a coincidence they tried again and both machines jumped again. Quickly one nurse ran out to the lady's husband and said "Sir, I know this sounds unorthodox, but we believe that some oral sex will help you wife to come out of the coma"
"Really?" replied the perplexed husband
"Yes, and don't worry we will give you your privacy, follow me"
The nurse led the man to his wife's bed, and closed the door behind her when she left. A few minutes later the emergency button flashed that the lady's monitor had flat lined. She ran into the room where the woman lay dead.
"What happened??!!" Screamed the nurse hysterically
The husband replied nonchalantly "I think she choked"
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Education :: #1611
By Kay from MD USA.
Asking
A person who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; a person who never asks is a fool forever.
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