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Redneck Jokes :: #679
By Anonymous from USA.
1. Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
2. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
3. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
4. Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: It's a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
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Love & Dating :: #505
By Kerrri Pestana from Cheyenne USA.
Reminder!
Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat them as delightful and generous bank accounts. -GQ
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