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Airplane Jokes :: #6621 By Anonymous from USA. "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you? "All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #174 By Laurent Petain from Paris USA. Politics Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word. --Charles De Gaulle     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com