Cannibal Jokes

Cannibal Jokes

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this
taste funny to you?"

That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the
woods.....

When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.......

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.....

Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture? Eatin' Allen's......

What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts......

What do cannibals make out of politicians? Baloney sandwiches......

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a
leg......

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza
with everybody on it.......

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.......

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like...........

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my
mother-in-law."
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes."

The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating
yet?"
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

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