Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
"Where'd we get him?" he asked his mom.

His mother, who recognized the wonderful gift of life as
coming from God, replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."

Johnny replied, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
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For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my
mother's womb. I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and
wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul
knoweth right well.

My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in
secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the
earth. Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect;
and in thy book all my members were written, which in
continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of
them.

How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! how great
is the sum of them! If I should count them, they are more in
number than the sand: when I awake, I am still with thee.
-Psalm 139:13

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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