An old drunk was in a bar one night begging the bartender for one more
drink even though he had run out of money. In desperation, the drunk
said, "Listen, I have this unusual talent. I can fart the tune of the
national anthem. If I climb up on your bar and entertain your patrons by
farting the national anthem, will you please give me one more drink?"
The bartender agreed to the deal, so the old drunk climbed up onto the
bar and dropped his pants. The drunk began grunting and straining and,
much to everyone's surprise and disgust, had a tremendous bowel movement
right on the bar.
The bartender reached for his billy-club, intending to teach the drunk
a lesson. "Just a minute, just a minute." wailed the drunk, "If I was a
singer, you wouldn't be mad if I had to clear my throat."
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