Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Thumbtacks

Thumbtacks

"One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon
in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a
discount store.

When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her
items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got
on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "Price check
on lane thirteen, tampax, supersize."

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently
misunderstood the word "tampax" for "Thumbtacks."

In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "Do you
want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with
a hammer?"

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