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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #21365 By Anonymous from USA. Two drunks are sitting elbow to elbow at a bar. "I wish I knew where I was going to die," Paul says. "Why?" asks Tom "Because if I knew I would not go there "Paul replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Health :: #6160 By Anonymous from USA. Pomegranate - Other reported health benefits Researchers at UCLA say that adding 2 oz of pomegranate juice to your daily glass of orange juice boost your skin's natural UV protection by 26 percent. Pomegranate contains five times more ellagic acid (polyphenol antioxidant) than other fruit. This antioxidant soaks into skin cells, where it acts as sun block     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com