Sunday, January 9, 2011

SpicyJokes.com - Funny Everyday jokes

SpicyJokes.com - Your Daily Joke
 
The Spicy Joke of The Day
Male Jokes :: #12272
By Darren from Malawi

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your

fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with

gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women

find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no

special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for

the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or

just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been

created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been

created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how

much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on

the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak

and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and

Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men

everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a

more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.




Forward this joke to your friends >>

 
  * Recommended for You  
 
  Halo Reach 5 Stars   Halo Reach

The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.
 
 
The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com
4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641

1995-2008 © All rights reserved.

Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

 
SpicyJokes.com

No comments:

Post a Comment