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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A man went into his doctor's office and said, "Doc, you have
got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a
sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am. The
next night I dreamed I was an Alpha Romeo. Last night I
dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"
"Relax," the doctor replied.
"You're just having an auto-body experience.
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Did you know that God knows your dreams?
And the king said unto them, I have dreamed a dream, and my
spirit was troubled to know the dream.
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king,
live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew
the interpretation.
The king answered and said to the Chaldeans, The thing is
gone from me: if ye will not make known unto me the dream,
with the interpretation thereof, ye shall be cut in pieces,
and your houses shall be made a dunghill. But if ye shew the
dream, and the interpretation thereof, ye shall receive of
me gifts and rewards and great honour: therefore shew me the
dream, and the interpretation thereof.
They answered again and said, Let the king tell his servants
the dream, and we will shew the interpretation of it.
The king answered and said, I know of certainty that ye
would gain the time, because ye see the thing is gone from
me. But if ye will not make known unto me the dream, there
is but one decree for you: for ye have prepared lying and
corrupt words to speak before me, till the time be changed:
therefore tell me the dream, and I shall know that ye can
shew me the interpretation thereof.
The Chaldeans answered before the king, and said, There is
not a man upon the earth that can shew the king's matter:
therefore there is no king, lord, nor ruler, that asked
such things at any magician, or astrologer, or Chaldean. And
it is a rare thing that the king requireth, and there is
none other that can shew it before the king, except the gods,
whose dwelling is not with flesh.
For this cause the king was angry and very furious, and
commanded to destroy all the wise men of Babylon. And the
decree went forth that the wise men should be slain; and
they sought Daniel and his fellows to be slain.
Then Daniel answered with counsel and wisdom to Arioch the
captain of the king's guard, which was gone forth to slay
the wise men of Babylon: he answered and said to Arioch the
king's captain, Why is the decree so hasty from the king?
Then Arioch made the thing known to Daniel.
Then Daniel went in, and desired of the king that he would
give him time, and that he would shew the king the
interpretation. Then Daniel went to his house, and made the
thing known to Hananiah, Mishael, and Azariah, his
companions: that they would desire mercies of the God of
heaven concerning this secret; that Daniel and his fellows
should not perish with the rest of the wise men of Babylon.
Then was the secret revealed unto Daniel in a night vision.
Then Daniel blessed the God of heaven. Daniel answered and
said, Blessed be the name of God for ever and ever: for
wisdom and might are his: and he changeth the times and the
seasons: he removeth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth
wisdom unto the wise, and knowledge to them that know
understanding: he revealeth the deep and secret things: he
knoweth what is in the darkness, and the light dwelleth with
him. I thank thee, and praise thee, O thou God of my fathers,
who hast given me wisdom and might, and hast made known unto
me now what we desired of thee: for thou hast now made known
unto us the king's matter.
Therefore Daniel went in unto Arioch, whom the king had
ordained to destroy the wise men of Babylon: he went and
said thus unto him; Destroy not the wise men of Babylon:
bring me in before the king, and I will shew unto the king
the interpretation. -Daniel 2:3
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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