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Elderly Jokes :: #21983 By from Unknown A Hypnotist was hired to entertain the Elderly in a rest home as part of a Entertainment program. When he started his performance The Hypnotist said he would do something different and hypnotize everyone rather than one or two people. He then got out his antique pocket watch and told the Elderly to watch his watch as he moved it backwards and forwards. He repeated watch the Watch, watch the Watch. He dropped the watch, it broke and he said "S**t!" and it took the rest home's staff a full day to clean up. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Stress Control :: #9 By Walter Parsons from USA. How to deal with your fears? All negative feelings are related to fear at the same time all positive ones are related to love, thus, doubt, anger, envy, vengeance, shame and jealousy are a form of fear on the other hand, trust, compassion, joy, gratitude, appreciation are associated to love. All emotions are an important part of ourselves and should be welcome and never avoided, when you detect a feeling coming to you, as it happens hundreds of time each day, let them in, do not resist them as to do so is to generate stress. The best way to react to negative feelings of fear and doubt is to accept them as they come in to your body energy centers, as this happen internalize and experience the tension in your chest, pit of the stomach or throat, analyze your thoughts do not resist them. Remember, you can never change the person or event causing the pain, you can either react in anger and blame yourself or others for what is taking place or you can react with love and trust toward yourself another person or circumstance generating the fear.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com