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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #20603 By Rae Zacmann from Melbourne Florida USA. Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What'll be, boys?" The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood." The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!" The third vampire says "Give me plasma." The Bartender smiles and says "Got it. Two bloods, and a blood-light." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #1713 By Joey from USA. Don't Blow Out The Light That Guides You Anger is the wind that blows out the candle of reason.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com