Friday, November 1, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #20603
By Rae Zacmann from Melbourne Florida USA.

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What'll be, boys?"

The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood."

The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!"

The third vampire says "Give me plasma."

The Bartender smiles and says "Got it. Two bloods, and a blood-light."




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Words of Knowledge :: #1713
By Joey from USA.

Don't Blow Out The Light That Guides You
Anger is the wind that blows out the candle of reason.

 
 
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