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Animal Jokes :: #1064 By Anonymous from Petaling Jaya Selangor Malaysia A circus zebra was sent to a farm to recuperate on the advice of the Veterinary surgeon. The zebra felt happy on being released in an enclosure but soon began to feel lonely and bored. It decided to seek company so he jumped over the fencing and trotted to the farm house where he saw a number of strange looking animals. The zebra first walked up to the chicken and said, "Hello! I am an African zebra. Who are you?" The chicken replied, "Well, I am a chicken." Glad to know you." said the zebra." Actually I am a performing zebra from a circus. I dance and do a trick which make people clap and that makes my master happy and he take care of me. What do you do?" "Well, I scratch the ground, feed on grain and lay eggs which make my master happy. Glad to know you too and welcome." The zebra then introduced itself one by one to all other animals around the farm house and felt very welcome at the farm. Then it looked around and spotted another strange animal in an enclosure nearby. It jumped over the fencing into the enclosure and approached the animal. "Hello, I am an African zebra; actually a performing zebra from a circus coming here for a rest. I dance and do tricks, which make people clap and that makes my master happy and he takes care of me. Who are you and what do you do?" In a low voice the reply came, "I am a bull, a stud bull, and what do I do? Take of your pajamas and I show you." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Business :: #34 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. Kahlil Gibran - Work "Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy." -Kahlil Gibran     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com