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Police Jokes :: #23084 By Anonymous from USA. Jack and Paul two hard-core prisoners in the penitentiary were talking. Jack said: I've got two tickets for the warden's ball. Do you want to buy one?' 'No thanks mate. I can't dance.' Said Paul. 'It's not a dance, it's a raffle!' said Jack. Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #3474 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina. Hawaii USA. WHAT DOESN'T NEED IRRIGATION Alcohol is the irrigation that problems use to grow and multiply.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com