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Animal Jokes :: #480
By Kez from Thornton Leicester United Kingdom
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop.
The baker said, "We aren't a butcher; we don't sell meat here."
So the duck left.
The following day the duck went back and asked again.
This time the Baker said, "No, if you come here again I will nail your feet
to the floor."
The following day the duck returned and asked, "Have you any nails?"
The baker replied, "No." And the duck said, "Well, I'll have two pork chops then."
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One-Liners :: #905
By eddy from armadale Australia
Marriage
Doubt not your wife`s wisdom,--------look who she married. !!
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