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The Joke of The Day
Miscellaneous Jokes :: #17242
By nomad from murrieta ca. Sudan

Q: What do you call a midget fortuneteller on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Money :: #693
By Hillary Madison from Los Angeles USA.

Buying new furniture?
Buying new furniture is a sure way to take a bite out of your savings account, but it doesn't have to be that bad. Here are a few ways you can save while furnishing your home:

Buy furniture from a furniture rental store- Furniture rental outlets often have retail shops where they'll sell their slightly used furniture at clearance prices.

Buy furniture from a model home- Brand new furniture at clearance prices from model home builders Look under Homes in the yellow pages.

Buy directly from the manufacturer- If you know what you want try dropping into the manufacturer's outlet or give them a call and order directly from them. It cuts out all the middlemen which lower prices.



 
 
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