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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #14669 By Eric Knight from Mexico A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer. Before long the monkey is going crazy. It's doing flips on the bar, it grabs some napkins and eats them grabs some olives and eats them, it jumps over to the pool table grabs a pool ball and eats it. So now the bartender is pissed and yells at the guy. "What the hell Mister your monkey is crazy!!" The guy apologizes and says, "Yeah I know, I'm real sorry. But don't worry I'll pay for everything." So he pays for his beer, the napkins, and the olives, he even pays for the pool ball and then he leaves. About a week goes by and the same guy comes back to the bar with his monkey. He sits down and orders his beer and the monkey flips out again. This time he grabs a cherry, sticks it in his ass and then eats it. The bartender says, "What the f…. your monkey is crazier than ever!!" The guy says "Yeah I know but after the pool ball now he checks for size first." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #1946 By Michael Talen from New Orleans USA. Hiccup Cure Place a silver butter knife in an 8 ounce glass of water. Drink all 8 ounces of the water with the handle of the knife resting against your cheek. This may sound a bit crazy but it NEVER fails!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com