Tuesday, February 3, 2015

A Joke A Day - The Seahawks' Last Offensive Play...

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The Seahawks' Last Offensive Play... - Sports Jokes

It's the last offensive play of the season.

Score a touchdown and you'll win the Super Bowl.

"No thanks, we'll pass."  


Free Ticket to the Super Bowl - Sports Jokes

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he asks the man next to him if anyone is sitting there. The man told him no, it was empty. John is very excited to have a seat like this at a Super Bowl and asks why in the world no one is using it? The man replied that it was his wife's seat but she passed away. He said this was the first Super Bowl that they have not attended together since they were married in 1968. John said that it was really sad and asked if he couldn't find someone, a relative or a close friend to take the seat?

"No" replied the man, "They're at her funeral!"
 

 


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