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Sex Jokes :: #19762
By from Unknown
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" To that she replies "Well, come here and I'll warm them between my legs." He goes out a couple of more times and does the same thing. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"
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Health :: #6326
By Carmen from Schaumburg USA.
Lettuce tea helps deepen sleep:
According to German researchers; summer sleep problems can drag into fall since it takes up to 5 weeks after the hot weather ends for the brain to start producing adequate amounts of sleep-inducing melatonin. The lettuce leaves contain lactucarium, a natural sedative and muscle relaxant that can help you drift off within 30 minutes of your first sip. To make the tea, chop 2 whole romaine lettuce leaves and let simmer in 1 cup of water for 20 minutes..
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