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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #14554 By Sascha Noorthoorn van der Kruyff from Netherlands, The Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest comes to him and pleads with him that now that he is graduating from school he would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me!" He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car." The boy was not too happy but he understood and said, "Ok, Dad." A week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches him wanting a new two wheel bike. Well, he gets the same excuse "....as soon as the tractor is paid for...." Shortly after that his youngest is bugging him for a tricycle. Again, old dad gives him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back, mumbling to himself. His dad standing near by says, "Son, why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that." The little boy says "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that damn tractor is paid off!!!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #6327 By Kaila from Roselle USA. Eliminate nighttime worries If your mind races when you should be sleeping, try this: Using the heel of your hand, rub the area between your eyebrows while imagining your worries gathering under your palm. Then exhale and slowly lower your hand. Meditation experts say this helps you round up anxious thoughts and discharge them, so you will drift off with ease.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com