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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #2887
By Lisa from Hazard KY USA.
A man walks into a bar with a huge parrot on one shoulder and a cat on the other. He asks the bar tender what the drink special is for the day. He then orders a beer for the parrot, a beer for himself, and the special for the cat. When he pays for the drinks the bartender notices that he pulls out the exact change from his pocket. As the night progresses he orders more and more rounds each time the same.. The bartender confused finally asks the man "Each time you order a round you get the same for the parrot and yourself and the special for the cat, I also noticed that each time you pay you pull the exact change from your pocket." He then asks the man "How do you do that??" The man with a sad look proceeds to tell "Well I found a magic lamp and the genie agreed to grant me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have enough money to buy anything I wanted, the second was for a big bird, and the third was for a cheap pussy, and here I am!"
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Inspirational Poems :: #674
By Anonymous from USA.
Hug Someone
"There is something in a simple hug
that alway warms the heart;
it welcomes us back home and makes it
easier to part."
-Jill Wolf
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